Tuesday, July 28, 2015
THE END
Today's is, alas, the final post on this site. I hope you've enjoyed it as much as I've enjoyed bring it to you. Thanks for reading.
Megamind
Megamind (2010) – It’s a fun
premise, if not an original one, and it’s at its best when sending up Superman
directly, but it gets bogged down here and there with childish antics and it doesn’t
have enough substance or enough humor, and ultimately, it’s predictable and
only passably satisfying (although it certainly makes one think that there
would be a lot more promise in a genuinely dark exploration of its themes); why
is a terrible dance routine still considered an acceptable ending for a kids’ movie?
6
Friday, July 24, 2015
The Lives of a Bengal Lancer
The Lives of a Bengal Lancer
(1935) – It’s not hard to see why this imperialist melodrama was one of Hitler’s
favorites, although the story is trite and the dialogue and acting (except for
Franchot Tone) are subpar—man, how bad is that snake scene? 5
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
House of the Long Shadows
House of the Long Shadows (1983) –
Desi Jr. is a really weak lead and the film absolutely crawls until the big
three—all of whom are excellent—show up; things improve after that, as you’d expect, but it’s
too little and too late, and it doesn’t help that the twists range from the completely obvious to
the thoroughly silly. 5
Friday, July 17, 2015
Family Plot
Family Plot (1976) – Hitchcock’s
final film holds the interest more or less well enough (although it’s rarely
better than mildly amusing), but it’s slower than it needs to be, with no real
suspense or tension; it’s also marred by some horrendous special effects and a
lot of rather silly and convenient plotting. 5
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Near Dark
Near Dark (1987) – With terrible
dialogue and unbelievable characters, there’s really no one to care about in
this sloppy plotted and near-totally uninteresting film, which has a weak-sauce
resolution to boot—Paxton and Henriksen can’t come remotely close to redeeming
this one. 4
Friday, July 10, 2015
Tower Heist
Tower Heist (2011) – It’s got a
good cast, but it’s not funny, it’s lazily plotted, it’s disappointingly
far-fetched, and, egregiously, it’s mostly boring. 4
Tuesday, July 7, 2015
Save the Green Planet!
Save the Green Planet! (2003) – So
here’s a film with a pretty bad identity crisis: the goofy tone is all wrong
for what it’s trying to do, which is mostly serious and unpleasant exploration
of mental illness and torture, and while parts of it resonate, it’s slow, with
a lot of silly goings-on, stereotypically dumb cops, convenient plot
developments, and a last five minutes that are likely to make you roll your
eyes; in short, there’s a compelling movie here trying to get out, but as it
is, this is a mess. 4
Friday, July 3, 2015
Birdman
Birdman (2014) – It’s got a great
performance by Keaton and some fancy camera work, but this is a pretentious,
bitter, misogynistic film with way too high an opinion of itself (it very well
might be the try-hardingest movie I’ve ever seen), filled with unlikable
characters and on-the-nose bitchfests about Hollywood, and yet for all that it
often feels not the least bit genuine. 4
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