Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Dark City
Dark City (1998) – Good idea, good effects, but only average execution; destined forever to be held up to The Matrix even though this came out first; Kiefer Sutherland really hams it up. 6
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Metoroporisu
Metoroporisu (2001) – The animation is great and the world is full of potential, but the script is terrible and the movie utterly fails to engage or compel. 4
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Stage Fright
Stage Fright (1950) – The cast is good and the story holds the interest, but the twist doesn’t quite work and the end is somewhat underwhelming. 6
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Akage
Akage (1969) – Most of the film is much too cheesy for the subject matter (the lousy subtitles certainly don’t help); this is further evidence that Mifune was Clint Eastwood before Clint Eastwood was. 5
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Body of Lies
Body of Lies (2008) – Unremarkable, unimpressive, uncompelling, and helmed by unsympathetic, amoral characters. 4
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Yes Man
Yes Man (2008) – Rarely does a movie swing so pendulously between the genuinely funny and the embarrassingly lame. 6
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Outlander
Outlander (2008) – Pretty good, but when you’ve got this cast, aliens, monsters, and Vikings to work with, you ought to be able to do better; nice to see Jim Caviezel’s still alive. 6
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) – Too long and full of errors, but somewhat enjoyable nonetheless; I prefer Hornblower. 6
Friday, June 19, 2009
Robinson Crusoe on Mars
Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964) – Fairly entertaining, even if the science gets pretty silly and they couldn’t have been much farther wrong on Mars if they’d tried. 6
Thursday, June 18, 2009
The Last Wave
The Last Wave (1977) – Quite surreal, it takes a rare look at Aboriginal religion and culture, but the movie crawls. 5
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Virtuosity
Virtuosity (1995) – Never mind how badly this has aged; it’s astounding that a film with Denzel and Russell Crowe could be this poor. 4
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
The Return of Captain Invincible
The Return of Captain Invincible (1983) – Thoroughly ridiculous but quite entertaining – plus it’s a musical! 6
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Deep Blue Sea
Deep Blue Sea (1999) – Mediocre survival horror with a good score, bad dialogue, no regard for facts or science, and one classic moment. 5
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Milk
Milk (2008) – Done in such a way as to only appeal to the gay crowd; the direction is inferior; apparently kissing a bunch of men is about all it takes to win Best Actor these days. 5
Monday, June 8, 2009
Starchaser: The Legend of Orin
Starchaser: The Legend of Orin (1985) – Well-animated, but the Star Wars-derivative story runs out of steam mid-way; it would have been nice to see it in 3-D; all things considered, though, it deserves better than total obscurity. 5
Sunday, June 7, 2009
The Curse of Frankenstein
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957) – The original Cushing/Lee Hammer horror film is now just another unremarkable, middle-of-the-pack Frankenstein movie. 5
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Five
Five (1951) – A microcosm of human nature in an unremarkable post-apocalyptic story with iffy scientific conjecture. 6
Friday, June 5, 2009
Wizards
Wizards (1977) – A visually striking post-apocalyptic hodge-podge in dire need of a coherent story. 5
Thursday, June 4, 2009
The Vanishing
The Vanishing (1988) – Slow with a good personal focus; drags to a fairly unsurprising and unremarkable climax. 5
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
The Crying Game
The Crying Game (1992) – Just about everybody knows the twist by now, whether they’ve seen it or not; beyond that, it’s kind of a pointless mess with some unintentionally comic moments that spoil its mood; Forrest Whitaker’s horrendous accent is one for the ages. 4
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Hawk the Slayer
Hawk the Slayer (1980) – Dressed like Han Solo, Jack’s dad from Lost fights Jack Palance’s overacting; this film is low budget and poorly done in almost every facet, but the characters are fun, and from the overly enthusiastic score to the horrible effects (silly string, most egregiously) to the whole thing taking itself much too seriously, it’s thoroughly enjoyable for all the wrong reasons. 3
Monday, June 1, 2009
Cinderella Man
Cinderella Man (2005) – Yet another of the many well-made but overlong, melodramatic, glamorized, half-fictionalized biopics that Hollywood has been cranking out like hotcakes lately; do we really need more boxing movies? 6
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