Batman (1943) – Here we have flabby, Bostonian government agent Batman versus those “shifty-eyed Japs” in this racist, cheesy wartime serial; it’s also got zombies, ray guns, man-eating crocodiles, a quality Alfred, an overabundance of fisticuffs, and no Batmobile. 6
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Bang the Drum Slowly
Bang the Drum Slowly (1973) – A missed opportunity – it’s short on baseball and genuine pathos; watch out for those tricky not-quite-Yankees uniforms. 5
Thursday, February 25, 2010
The Cheap Detective
The Cheap Detective (1978) – Falk’s essentially playing the same character he played in Murder by Death, the difference being, that film was hilarious and this one, which cribs from all things Bogart, causes as much cringing as it does entertainment. 5
Meet the Robinsons
Meet the Robinsons (2007) – Hurray for kids getting adopted, sure, but mostly it’s yet another proof for this equation: Disney + CGI – Pixar = wack. 5
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
White Zombie
White Zombie (1932) – It’s perhaps the original zombie film; the atmosphere Halperin creates is impressive, although on the heels of Dracula, he gets carried away with shots of Bela Lugosi’s eyes (and his super-fake eyebrows); the acting is way over the top and oh, that dialogue. 5
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Captain Kronos – Vampire Hunter
Captain Kronos – Vampire Hunter (1974) – The direction is artistic but cheesy (this is the only film Clemens ever directed), even for a Hammer film, and the film doesn’t bother making a whole lot of sense; that said, you might want to see it if you think a vampire-hunting, katana-wielding cavalry officer is a good idea. 5
Friday, February 19, 2010
Laura
Laura (1944) – A stylish noir whodunit that maintains its suspense until the end, but which suffers from some plot contrivances and only two suspects; Clifton Webb does a great job. 6
Thursday, February 18, 2010
City of Ember
City of Ember (2008) – A pleasant surprise – a post-apocalyptic movie for kids with a satisfyingly detailed world. 6
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Return to Oz
Return to Oz (1985) – It’s closer to the books than to the classic film; there’s not a great deal of story, but the visuals are impressively striking; also: the chicken is annoying, the Scarecrow looks like a creepy Muppet, and this one might be too scary for little kids. 6
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Seconds
Seconds (1966) – Psychedelically artsy and mildly thought-provoking, it’s also utterly joyless, but that seems to be the point. 6
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Grand Illusion
Grand Illusion (1937) – One of the original POW escape films, this one’s pretty good, if a bit disjointed; given its proud legacy and near-universal acclaim, I kind of feel bad for not liking it better. 6
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
A Touch of Class
A Touch of Class (1973) – There’s no class involved, and there’s nothing particularly funny about wanton adultery – not that this movie is the slightest bit funny otherwise; it’s astonishing that this was nominated for Best Picture. 3
Monday, February 8, 2010
Dark Victory
Dark Victory (1939) – It thinks it’s a poignant search for peace, and it should have been, but it’s derailed by the shocking and reprehensible failure of the doctor to disclose a terminal diagnosis to the patient, at which point the movie also has some maudlin lapses; it’s really too bad, especially considering Bette Davis’s great performance and the film’s strong final act. 6
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Down Argentine Way
Down Argentine Way (1940) – The story is completely secondary (and it’s corny rather than funny); the dance and choreography are fine and Betty Grable is always nice to look at (so is Carmen Miranda, while we’re at it), but the music is nothing to sing and dance about (sorry). 5
Saturday, February 6, 2010
The Burrowers
The Burrowers (2008) – If Tremors 3 took itself seriously and needed forty minutes to get going, you would have something like this film; the characters are decent but the story is kind of dumb and the monsters turn out to be pretty stupid; it’s got some nice cinematography, though. 5
Friday, February 5, 2010
District 9
District 9 (2009) – An up-close take on apartheid with an incompetent, obnoxious “protagonist” who can’t be taken seriously (think Steve Carell in The Office), it can’t make up its mind whether it’s a mock documentary or not; on the whole it’s well handled, though, given how easily it could have become silly. 6
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Judgment at Nuremberg
Judgment at Nuremberg (1961) – This is as compelling and important a courtroom film as there’s ever been (although courtroom is a somewhat limiting genre); the performances are excellent. 7
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Push
Push (2009) – It gets by, barely, on the great Hong Kong style and the coolness of the concept; at times, the dialogue doesn’t so much clunk as smash through the floorboards. 6
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Star Trek: Of Gods and Men
Star Trek: Of Gods and Men (2007) – For a low-budget, unofficial production, this has an impressive number of Trek alumni; Tim Russ’s direction does not impress, and neither does the script; it’s a nice try, but it’s just too cheesy. 5
Monday, February 1, 2010
Surrogates
Surrogates (2009) – The premise is tough to buy into (hello, cost?), but the metaphor is relevant; beyond that, it’s got a pedestrian, flawed story. 5
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