The Avengers (2012) – While there are certainly some good
times to be had here, with an uncompelling villain and a super-thin story, this
overlong film is forced to rely way too heavily on the good guys pointlessly fighting
amongst themselves, and it frequently manages to be simultaneously loud and dull;
man, Cap’s new outfit looks dumb. 6
Friday, August 17, 2012
Monday, August 13, 2012
The Captains
The Captains (2011) – It’s usually interesting, fairly endearing, and
occasionally touching, as well as a little self-indulgent and not frequently insightful; of
note are Shatner’s ongoing attempts to deal with his own mortality; what on
earth is going on with Avery Brooks here – what is he high on? 6
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Batman and Robin (1997)
Batman and Robin (1997) – It actually has a fairly good
visual style (bat-nipples aside) and a couple of fine scenes with Alfred, but even
accepting that it wants to be a cartoon, the film is painfully,
irredeemably, unforgivably stupid on too many occasions to number; no matter
how you slice it, Clooney was the wrong choice. 4
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Batman Forever
Batman Forever (1995) – From the script to the bat-nipples to the giant codpieces to the repetitive score to the action scenes to the style to the tone to the pandering to young kids, this film is a downgrade in every way from its predecessors; the incessant mugging of TLJ and Carrey is horrific – it’s as though somebody told them both they were playing the Joker; in short, it’s watchable, mildly entertaining even, but impossible to take seriously. 5
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