Thor: The Dark World (2013) – While it’s got plenty of cool
visuals, this sequel is less entertaining and even more forgettable than its
bland predecessor; it does a much better job with Loki than the previous films
did, but its occasional funny lines are oases in a desert of garbage dialogue; in
a nutshell, it’s a generic, dull, meandering CGI-heavy Marvel film: thoroughly
watchable, but nigh-impossible to care about in the slightest. 5
Friday, March 28, 2014
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Titus
Titus (1999) – It’s pretentious, to be sure, and a tad drawn
out, but it’s visually impressive (Taymor pulls off the anachronism
surprisingly well), it has outstanding performances throughout, and its revenge
hyper-theme is powerful and ever-relevant; beyond the Bard’s less-than-stellar
plotting, Taymor makes only a few missteps, and it’s hard to imagine there
could be a more worthwhile adaptation of Shakespeare’s most gruesome play. 7
Friday, March 21, 2014
The Punisher (2004)
The Punisher (2004) – It draws heavily from Ennis’s work while
taking some readily forgivable liberties with the character (oh my God, he’s in
TAMPA, you guys), and with Jane in the lead and a cast of quirky characters, this
is a very satisfying revengepunish-em-up—that it gets a little more
creative than straightforwardly blowing everyone away just makes it more
interesting; while it’s got some rough spots, to date, this is easily the best
film we’ve gotten with “Punisher” in the title. 7
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Kuroneko
Kuroneko (1968) – There are the obviously breathing “corpses”
with terrible makeup and the film’s glacier pace, but Shindo employs a stark, haunting
visual style to great effect; however, he’s substantially less interested in character
or the plot making sense than in his imagery (excellent as it is) and broad
themes. 5
Friday, March 14, 2014
Nate and Hayes
Nate and Hayes (1983) – I could talk about the
by-the-numbers damsel story, about the snappy lines amidst the many clunkers, about
the fine scenery and the cheesy action, or about how hard it’s trying to be Indiana Jones, but all you really need
to know to make the call on this one is that Tommy Lee Jones is a pirate. 5
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
All Is Lost
All Is Lost (2013) – By design, it’s as minimalist as they
come, and that’s ultimately the problem: in the near-utter absence of
character, not even Robert Redford can carry this great load of mundanity far enough to compel the viewer to invest in the proceedings. 5
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