Friday, May 30, 2014

War Between the Planets



War Between the Planets (1966) – Never mind the terrible dubbing or the fact that it’s got more visible wires than a marionette show; what separates this film from the scores of other glaringly low-budget B-movies of the sixties is its abject failure in every aspect of storytelling: the characters are saddled with interest-crushing amounts of inane bickering and technobabble, dumping all responsibility for explaining the otherwise incoherent story on the narrator. 2

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

The Man Who Could Work Miracles



The Man Who Could Work Miracles (1936) – No doubt a special effects blockbuster 80 years ago, this is an amusing but meandering commentary on human nature, purpose, society, and power; it’s got some clumsy dialogue and the last ten minutes are super preachy, but Roland Young carries things along impressively well and Ralph Richardson is a scene bandit. 6

Friday, May 23, 2014

The Gamers



The Gamers (2002) – It’s sometimes dumb, and the director loves to hold a shot too long, but it’s genuinely funny—at times very much so—and on the whole, it’s pretty impressive considering that it has no budget and no acting; I’m not so sure about that weird meta thing at the end, though. 6

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Knights of Badassdom



Knights of Badassdom (2013) – While it’s relatively kind to LARPing in general, it’s just the same unfunny gag over and over, and as horror, it’s equally tiresome; in short, this is a thin, sloppy film (everyone can read Enochian characters, but they can’t bother to learn correct archaic English grammar?) that’s likely to be uninteresting even to people with an inclination toward this sort of thing; I'm all for overcoming evil with the power of metal, but this is just poor (word on the street is the director’s cut is significantly better—hey, it’s gotta be). 4

Friday, May 16, 2014

Last Action Hero



Last Action Hero (1993) – They don’t come any more self-aware than this woefully under-appreciated gem; yes, the kid and the cheesy old man are nigh-insufferable, but this is a glorious send-up—and celebration—of the cliché; the cast is great, the action is high-tier, and it’s a pretty funny movie on top of all that. 7

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

TV: Robot Chicken – DC Comics Special



Robot Chicken: DC Comics Special (2012) – In just 22 minutes, it manages to be laugh-out-loud funny several times, and it does enough hand-holding (in a sufficiently amusing way) that even those who aren’t super familiar with the broader DC universe ought to enjoy it. 7