The Wild Geese (1978) – If you can
somehow make it past the title song, you’ll find a fun, slightly thoughtful,
slightly dumb, and fairly hammy film with an all-star cast of aging badass mercenaries
(it’s lacking only Michael Caine in the Jason Statham role); it’s got some nice
character development, but it’s also trying a little too obviously and too
preachily not to be racist, which is kind of odd given how steeped in
colonialism it is (let’s not even talk about the cartoony gay character). 6
Friday, November 28, 2014
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Equilibrium
Equilibrium (2002) – It borrows
copiously and obviously from its dystopian betters, and it just isn’t well
crafted—it lacks subtlety entirely, Bale’s character is mind-bogglingly sloppy,
and nobody involved on either side of the camera seems to have a handle on
emotional suppression (Diggs is pretty emotional throughout); yeah, the gun-fu
is fundamentally very silly, but it’s everyone’s flagrant and amazing inability
to shoot Christian Bale that takes the film into the realm of the ludicrous and
makes it impossible to take seriously—and this is a film that dearly wants to
be taken seriously. 4
Friday, November 21, 2014
It! The Terror from Beyond Space
It! The Terror from Beyond Space
(1958) – It may be noteworthy as the progenitor of Alien, but this is a film that takes itself way more seriously than
it has any right to given its rubbery creature, its lack of atmosphere, and,
hilariously, its use of cigarettes, toxic gas, grenades, and a bazooka on board a relatively
small rocket ship (this sort of amusement, plus its relatively brisk pace and
short running time, keep it well within the realm of watchability). 5
Tuesday, November 18, 2014
The Running Man
The Running Man (1987) – The
direction—particularly of the action scenes—has some issues, but what a
glorious, ludicrous ’80s action film this is—Dawson is great, it’s got an
all-star cast of cheesy ’80s villains, and it works in a fair amount of good
world building and enough social commentary to get by. 7
Friday, November 14, 2014
Edge of Tomorrow
Edge of Tomorrow (2014) –
Impressively paced and directed, this is an engrossing film built upon video
games’ continue sensibilities; the
last five minutes are kind of weak, but Cruise does a nice job and the plot
holes are within tolerance. 7
Tuesday, November 11, 2014
My Neighbor Totoro
My Neighbor Totoro (1988) – This
is a lovely little all-ages movie that captures the wonder of childhood as well
as any film I’ve seen; with no conflict and little plot, it has to get by
entirely on charm, and with its endearing, lifelike characters, it does so
easily. 7
Friday, November 7, 2014
The Bank Dick
The Bank Dick (1940) – Fields is
at the top of his game here, if you go for that sort of thing, but he just rambles
through this haphazard, disjointed film that’s full of clumsy jokes, tiresome
hijinks, and bad overacting from much of the supporting cast. 5
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Five Deadly Venoms
Five Deadly Venoms (1978) – It’s cheesy as all get out—the
dub is terrible, of course, and either the script or the translation is awful
(or both); the kung fu (there’s not much of it, proportionally) is passable at
best, and while this film makes a respectable attempt at a plot, it’s poorly
executed. 5
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