Deep Impact (1998) – The first half is Armageddon all over again (with the dumbness mostly intact); the whole thing is simultaneously preposterous and boring. 4
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Movies are extremely subjective in many ways, and as such, I'm not really trying to do anything more profound than let you know the impressions a movie made on me, and maybe that will help you figure out whether or not you want to see it.
Anyway, you don't want a big, long review—who has time for all that? You just want to know if the movie is good or not before you get it from Netflix. And yes, probably I hate something you dearly love. Sorry. It happens.
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By and large, we'll steer clear of spoilers, although there may be some vague ones here and there for older films or if I can get a decent joke out of it.
New posts on Tuesdays and Fridays. I try not to miss a day, but if I do, well, you get what you pay for.
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I think one of the disconnected story lines of "Deep Impact" was written by the producer's pre-teen grandson or something, because the movie sure ended on a juvenile fantasy high.
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