Southland Tales

Southland Tales (2006) – I really wanted to like this one, but it’s a big disappointment; it’s got a quality, socially-relevant premise and a solid cast, but without hundreds of pages of evidently-mandatory graphic novel prequel reading (don’t start us on Episode IV, Kelly; this isn’t Star Wars), it’s a scattered mess – Kelly’s ideas are just too broad – develop a book or TV series next time, Kelly, and remember that a puzzle needs to be fun to put together. 5