The Expendables 2

The Expendables 2 (2012) – It’s got a generic, predictable plot, way too many obviously digital effects, cartoony, nonsensical action, and a script almost entirely comprised of clichéd one-liners; about the only thing it has going for it is an even better cast of eighties heroes than the original, and that almost carries the film by itself; it also takes itself less seriously than the first, which is good, but we’re well into self-parody here, and honestly, it’s a little bit embarrassing. 5