The One-Armed Swordsman (1967) – In spite of some deliberate
efforts at storytelling and character development, the effects, action, and plot
are too cartoony to take seriously (but never cartoony enough to stand out in
any way); half the movie is the same fight over and over, and it’s just not that
interesting. 5
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Attack the Block
Attack the Block (2011) – Despite the billing, it’s not funny,
and it’s not suspenseful – the threat level actually seems pretty low for the
sensible – not that you ever care whether any of these thugs die; furthermore, the
redemptive arc, like a number of other parts of the movie (including the
ending) rings rather false; the monsters are kind of cool, though. 5
Monday, April 22, 2013
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. (1993) – The original game-to-movie
adaptation has the brain-damaged script you’d expect, and then some, plus a dark
visual style that’s ill-suited for its target audience and bears no real
resemblance to the games; throw in an utter lack of cinematic purpose or
ambition, and the end product is both muddling and painfully stupid. 3
Saturday, April 20, 2013
Street of Crocodiles
Street of Crocodiles (1986) – With a decayed and desolate atmosphere,
haunting stop-motion visuals, and inscrutable metaphor, this is a mesmerizing
surrealist masterpiece – if that’s your thing; if it’s not, then this is the
weird, incoherent hodgepodge that inspired all those creepy Tool videos. 7
Thursday, April 18, 2013
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) – It’s immersive and
very satisfactory even with a bunch of dodgy CGI (and it’s all CGI); it’s bloated with cameos, flashbacks, and periphery, yet
it only falls flat here and there (and I don’t suppose they could have called
it The Hobbit Plus All Tolkien’s Notes
and Appendices); in the end, it’s all to the good, as these are probably the
last Tolkien films we’re going to get barring a needless remake or Jackson doing
The Silmarillion: Parts 1-100. 7
Monday, April 15, 2013
Airplane II: The Sequel
Airplane II: The Sequel – It’s all over the place, and it’s certainly no Airplane!, but it moves briskly enough that it’s perfectly watchable; Shatner is a big highlight. 6
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Wreck-It Ralph
Wreck-It Ralph (2012) – It looks great and it’s frequently
very clever, but it’s a lot more interested in teaching lessons,
formula-style, and being PC than making the most of its potential; and since
freaking when is Zangief a bad guy? 6
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