Scaramouche (1952) – It’s an enjoyable (if melodramatic)
swashbuckler, with fine fencing action but a badly handled and ultimately
unsatisfying romantic plot and story resolution that’s barely an afterthought.
6
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Prince of Darkness
Prince of Darkness (1987) – It’s got another nice synth
score from Carpenter, who uses various bugs and an
army of possessed hobos led by Alice Cooper to creepy effect, but theologically (and
scientifically), it’s terribly silly (new-and-improved liquid Satan is the
least of its problems), and it’s one of the countless devil films that makes the
Catholics look like complete jackasses – these factors detract from the good
atmosphere that Carpenter sacrifices pacing to build; it’s also got
inconsequential characters, bad acting, not much payoff, and one of cinema’s
all-time bad mustaches. 4
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
The Amazing Screw-On Head
The Amazing Screw-On Head (2006) – The animation isn’t the best,
although it does retain Mignola’s style and tone (as it certainly should); more importantly, though,
this is a very faithful adaptation and expansion of the comic, and it’s
extremely funny; Emperor Zombie is a brilliant character, and David Hyde Pierce
only makes him better. 7
Monday, October 21, 2013
The Colony
The Colony (2013) – With no remotely new ideas, a cast of
one-dimensional stock characters, and slow by-the-numbers plotting (never mind
that it’s absolutely ludicrous how the parkour zombie cannibals can track the
good guys in persistent heavy snow), this is the sort of film that springs,
fully-formed, straight from the forehead of Zeus into Walmart’s $5 bin. 4
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Gravity
Gravity (2013) – This is an absolutely gorgeous movie (certainly
it’s the best-looking space film ever), and one that uses sound (or the lack thereof)
brilliantly; it loses some of its focus and gets a little too sentimental
toward the end, but it’s nonetheless an immersive and arresting film, and what
scientific liberties it takes are easily forgiven; on the whole, this is extremely
impressive work from Cuarón. 7
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Star Trek into Darkness
Star Trek into Darkness (2013) – In spite of a horrific
script filled with illogical plotting, improbable and convenient
developments, and happenings that make no sense whatsoever, and in spite of the
fact that it turns Kirk into a thoroughly terrible, incompetent captain, this
film is perfectly serviceable as a mindless, explody action film – at least
until the final act, anyway, at which point it becomes a rather embarrassing parody. 4
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