My Little Chickadee (1940) – If you’re looking for a movie
based entirely on one-liners and double entendres, you’ve come to the right
place: its famous banter is pretty good—unfortunately, the rest of the movie is
extremely (almost painfully) dumb; West—who turns in quite the self-aggrandizing
script—isn’t here for her acting, but she’s still effective—she and Fields do
their best to carry the film by the sheer force of their characterizations, and
from a watchability standpoint, they largely succeed. 5
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Friday, September 26, 2014
The Rover
The Rover (2014) – It does “spartan”
and “bleak” very well, but the pacing is bad and what little plotting there is
is sloppy (the truck still works? people just leave guns and vehicles lying
around everywhere all the time?); likewise, Pearce and Pattinson turn in good
performances, but their characters are underdeveloped and there’s never really
anybody to root for—in short, the film is unsatisfying; I’m still not sure
whether it was post-apoc or just set in Australia. 5
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
Muppets Most Wanted
Muppets Most Wanted (2014) – It’s
perfectly watchable, even if it’s only occasionally funny (mostly when it’s
being self-referential); like its predecessor, it lacks sufficient focus on the
classic Muppets; but while it’s almost tiresomely predictable and ultimately
rather forgettable, I suppose it’s better than no Muppets at all. 6
Friday, September 19, 2014
Gymkata
Gymkata (1985) – Only the ’80s could bring us a premise as
ludicrous as a bemulleted gymnast playing The Most Dangerous Game in a country
populated by ninjas so he can make a wish for Ronald Reagan, and from the
dialogue to the line delivery to the idiotic cartoon bad guys to stuff
happening for no reason, the film makes no attempt whatsoever at any facet of
plausibility—but while it’s thoroughly terrible, it’s entertainingly terrible all the way (also, Thomas runs just as
funny as Steven Seagal does). 4
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) – It’s overlong, but it’s rather satisfying if you’re looking
for a mindless, ludicrous, twisty, cartoony blockbuster full of parkour-style
gymnastics and people getting kicked in the chest (and just enough character
focus to check the box); as many guys as Cap kills, it really makes you
wonder why he doesn’t just use a gun (you know, like he did in the first one). 6
Friday, September 12, 2014
Eyes Without a Face
Eyes Without a Face (1960) – On its slow-building way to a predictable but satisfying finale, it may strike the viewer that this film is not terribly unlike so many of the conveniently plotted and frantically scored mad scientist films of its era, although Franju delivers effective horror in the truest sense of the word and the excellent expressionist style gives it some nice polish. 6
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
The Giant Claw
The Giant Claw (1957) – It’s melodramatic and it takes
itself extremely seriously, which wouldn’t be so bad if the creature wasn’t so
astoundingly goofy looking; the plotting and storytelling are also weak (what’s up with
that irresponsible and bizarre use of the narrator?), and the story turns on
science hokum that would be right at home in the worst sort of Star Trek episode. 4
Friday, September 5, 2014
Saving Mr. Banks
Saving Mr. Banks (2013) – It’s highly fictionalized but
well-crafted, authentic-feeling, and thoughtful—as well as overlong (mostly
with the flashbacks) and prone to sentimental cheese in the final act; Farrell’s
performance is a highlight—Thompson is good, too, although her grumpiness wears
thin quickly; in any case, there’s little doubt that the real P. L. Travers
would have completely loathed this film. 6
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Transcendence
Transcendence (2014) – The first
hour is a slow, uninvolving, tiresome personal drama, while the second, which
features a computer Jesus zombie army cult leader, is short on payoff; in
short, the film is a mess: it asks grand questions on classic sci-fi subjects,
but it’s not remotely interested in dealing with them thoughtfully; and as silly as this all is, Transcendence absolutely feels like the
sort of movie that’s going to age very badly indeed. 4
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