Gymkata

Gymkata (1985) – Only the ’80s could bring us a premise as ludicrous as a bemulleted gymnast playing The Most Dangerous Game in a country populated by ninjas so he can make a wish for Ronald Reagan, and from the dialogue to the line delivery to the idiotic cartoon bad guys to stuff happening for no reason, the film makes no attempt whatsoever at any facet of plausibility—but while it’s thoroughly terrible, it’s entertainingly terrible all the way (also, Thomas runs just as funny as Steven Seagal does). 4