A Million Ways to Die in the West
(2014) – Exceedingly vulgar and wildly inconsistent in tone (Liam Neeson seems
to be making some other movie entirely), it’s never actually very funny—the largely
predictable jokes don’t try very hard, and the anachronism of using modern
attitudes to make fun of the West doesn’t have anywhere near enough juice for a
full movie. 4
Friday, February 27, 2015
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
TV: The Tick (2001)
The Tick (2001) – For obvious
reasons, it can’t be as ridiculous as the thoroughly delightful cartoon, and
not only does it lack its predecessor’s gleeful energy, it often falls into the
mundane, as it tends to be short on story and long on chitchat; nevertheless,
it has its moments, and it’s frequently amusing if never very funny; the highlight
is the cast, headed by Warburton—it’s impossible to imagine a better choice for
the title role. 6
Friday, February 20, 2015
The Monster That Challenged the World
The Monster That Challenged the World (1957) – Here’s a by-the-numbers but generally competent B-horror film with
surprisingly respectable creatures (even if they look like larvae rather than
mollusks and they mostly just stand there); however, it drags in the middle, it’s
got some dumb moments, and it doesn’t build to much of anything (The Monster That Challenged the Salton
Watershed doesn’t have quite the same ring to it); Milton Parsons steals
his few scenes, but there’s not much to get excited about otherwise. 5
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
Road House
Road House (1989) – Chalk another one
up to the ’80s: over the top in every way and impossible to be taken remotely
seriously by anyone but itself, this film feels like it was written by a horny
13-year-old; it manages to be mindlessly entertaining at times (both in spite
of and because of its clumsy attempts at romance, sex, and realism), but it’s
overlong and it gets rather tiresome by the end. 4
Friday, February 13, 2015
Stake Land
Stake Land (2010) – So here’s a not-for-the-squeamish post-apoc zombie movie playing by vampire rules—it’s well shot and it’s got good
atmosphere, and it’s impressive given the budget, but it’s thinly plotted and
episodic (it feels like episodes of a web series strung together), it’s got all
that awful narration, it’s lacking in character development and pace, and it’s
got nothing we haven’t seen before. 5
Tuesday, February 10, 2015
D.O.A.
D.O.A. (1950) – It has a great
premise and some good noir atmosphere, but the writing and direction aren’t so
hot—it gets off to a plodding start, it’s got an overdramatic script full of
stilted dialogue, the overly convoluted plot is hard to get into, some of the
acting is horrendous, the protagonist isn’t sympathetic even though he’s been
murdered, and those wolf-whistles are completely unforgivable. 5
Friday, February 6, 2015
Predator 2
Predator 2 (1990) – It’s perfectly
watchable, but it’s unimpressively directed, with plenty of gore but not much
suspense; throw in the film’s wild overacting, ham-fisted dialogue, truckload
of cop and action movie clichés, and dearth of ideas and you’ve got a
good-sized letdown. 5
Tuesday, February 3, 2015
The Tomb of Ligeia
The Tomb of Ligeia (1964) – It’s got some cool sets and some
great outdoor shots, but it’s kind of hammy, and it feels by turns forced,
half-baked, and drawn out. 5
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