Stake Land

Stake Land (2010) – So here’s a not-for-the-squeamish post-apoc zombie movie playing by vampire rules—it’s well shot and it’s got good atmosphere, and it’s impressive given the budget, but it’s thinly plotted and episodic (it feels like episodes of a web series strung together), it’s got all that awful narration, it’s lacking in character development and pace, and it’s got nothing we haven’t seen before. 5