Jonah Hex (2010) – Brolin turns in a quality performance, the
score has an interesting metal influence, and there’s certainly potential here,
but the film is broken by a formulaic script that borrows from all and sundry
to deliver an unsatisfyingly predictable and barebones story. 5
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Kingdom of the Spiders
Kingdom of the Spiders (1977) – The low budget shines
through at every turn, from the hackneyed direction to the silliness to the
obviously fake spiders to the sledgehammer dialogue to the astonishing
proliferation of bad acting (which includes the tarantulas); nevertheless, the
film does manage a couple of good moments, including the ending. 4
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Defendor
Defendor (2009) – Woody does very compelling work, but this
film would really have benefited from a more cohesive narrative, a better story,
and some smarter cops; the biggest problem, though, is that it can’t ever
settle on what it wants to be (it ends up, intentionally or not, being a sad depiction of mental illness
with a little superhero destructionist flavoring). 5
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
In the Mouth of Madness
In the Mouth of Madness (1994) – It’s weird – too weird for its own good,
maybe – but it’s got a good cast and a good score, it achieves a very nice
surreal atmosphere, and it certainly captures the mad apocalyptic Lovecraftian
stylings Carpenter’s going for. 6
Saturday, May 18, 2013
The Last Dragon
The Last Dragon (1985) – What an utterly delightful film –
maybe Taimak isn’t going to win any acting awards, but he gives us an endearing
protagonist, and the Motown stylings work pretty well except for that horrific
DeBarge/7th Heaven sequence – and then there’s Julius Carry, whose
iconic villain is the meanest, prettiest, baddest highlight of this vastly
entertaining film. 7
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Star Trek
Star Trek
(2009) – It’s got a decent cast and some good moments (Chris Hemsworth’s scenes
are the best of the film), but it’s also got as many plot holes, story
problems, and incidences of stupidity (see comments) as it does lens
flares; the end product is entertaining enough, but in a mindless “cool” action
way, not an intelligent Star Trek
way; never mind the old Trek films;
in many ways, even Galaxy Quest is a
better Star Trek film than this. 4
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