G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) – The story is so preposterous
that the film needed the cartoony tone of the first one, not this personality-less
Call of Duty approach that doesn’t
often actually feel like G.I. Joe; there
are also dodgy effects and transitions, strained attempts to be “cool,” and
numerous occasions that insult the intelligence (the inexplicably
self-destructing satellites are the brain-damaged icing on that particular
cake), but ultimately, this film is just boring; the massive cast overhaul is a
wash (although RZA is terrible). 4
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Stop Me Before I Kill!
Stop Me Before I Kill! (1960) – After a wonderfully striking
opening shot, the film becomes a repetitive and talky affair; the acting is
good, but the final act of this purported thriller is neither surprising nor
satisfying; it’s funny to me that somebody thought the cat rated inclusion on
the poster. 5
Saturday, July 27, 2013
Cash on Demand
Cash on Demand (1961) – This is a suspenseful and compelling
thriller, in which Morell is phenomenal as the classy, soft-spoken villain, and
Cushing, who gives his stuffy martinet character some real depth, is just as
good; the last few minutes aren’t quite on the level of the rest of the film,
but they suffice. 7
Friday, July 26, 2013
G.I. Joe: The Movie
G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) – The opening theme song is five of the most amazing minutes in cinema; beyond that, though, it’s the usual disco party of exploding vehicles and badly aimed lasers, with incompetent heroes versus even more incompetent villains; and, as usual, the villains are more interesting, while the good guys are all clowns who do and say goofy stuff just so you can tell them apart; the voice acting is pretty good all around, but the story makes almost no sense whatsoever; I mean, it’s really dumb; mesmerizingly dumb. 5
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) – Holy smokes, 50+
Jim Carrey got shredded for this movie; too bad he’s one of the few highlights,
though, as many of the jokes try way too hard, entire scenes are painfully
asinine, and Carell’s character is utterly tiresome; in its defense, the movie
does have the occasional moment, and the magic is cool (when they’re not
cheating with CGI, which is often). 5
Monday, July 22, 2013
Porco Rosso
Porco Rosso (1992) – This is a great-looking period piece
with wonderful attention to detail and Miyazaki’s usual emphasis on strong
female characters; his obvious enthusiasm for the subject matter makes the film, which
is more layered than its whimsical tone initially suggests, charming and
immersive, even given its lapses in story. 7
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