Friday, July 26, 2013

G.I. Joe: The Movie



G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) – The opening theme song is five of the most amazing minutes in cinema; beyond that, though, it’s the usual disco party of exploding vehicles and badly aimed lasers, with incompetent heroes versus even more incompetent villains; and, as usual, the villains are more interesting, while the good guys are all clowns who do and say goofy stuff just so you can tell them apart; the voice acting is pretty good all around, but the story makes almost no sense whatsoever; I mean, it’s really dumb; mesmerizingly dumb. 5

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